Rump roast braised in molasses, brown sugar, chipotles in adobo and stock. Served shredded on flat bread with a Russian dressing and cabbage. Season liberally with paprika and keep trying to wash the blood off your hands, it has to come off eventually, right?
As I live in the south I hear my “how are you all doing” morphing into “howya’lldoin” and there’s nothing I can do to stop it