Overnight is also synonymous with instant if you can actually fall asleep instantly. 🤣

Your overnight oats will seemingly be done instantly if you fall asleep right after starting them when you awake the next day.

15-20 years or so ago. Whenever smartphones became the dominant communications tool, and pretty much everyone had access to the internet from their pocket square.

Been online since '93 myself at pretty much the dawn of the World Wide Web.

One of them will hold you down while the other stabs you to death with carrots.

The only one I am not entirely sure about is qrstuv (or something like that) and their community Funhole. I just assume they are the same kind of weird, eccentric internet person I’ve known about since getting online but there are some things that make me wonder if they are actually a bot sometimes.

Their usernsme is just kinda random. there is another user with another 5 letter username that’s just random letters that responds to all their posts with the same comment. Their art is pretty unique and strange, but that could also be AI generated.

I’m pretty sure they are an actual weirdo, but simultaneously if someone discovered they weren’t I wouldn’t be surprised. I do like their art, though. It’s pretty rad.

No offense to qrstuv if you are flesh and blood instead of 1s and 0s. :P

Anal WoW

Top left thing: “I bring you love!”

Lenny: “It’s bringing love! Break its legs!”

I used to love that game. Then they started making it more RNG based. 😮‍💨

As a kid: Saturday morning cartoons.

As a teen: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego the animated series (which was once interrupted by the news to show a plane crashing into a building).

As an adult: I ain’t got time for that shit!

isn’t the embodiement of the sin

So it’s not actually a giant sloth with big titties like I was imagining? 😩

This sounds like a big win. I wasn’t going to cure cancer or be president anyway. At least with the sloth demon, I don’t have to worry about having a job to pay my bills. The demon’s got it covered.

I don’t like the one where I have to stand on my shoulders and compress my neck to be anally pounded from above. That one hurts my neck and back like hell.

It would have been great if this was on an actual Road Runner.

Some things are better. Other things are worse.

I’d still go back to when I was 10 if given the chance tho.

You win. 😱

It is weird when you eat food you hate just because it’s all that is available and you’re hungry AF. I don’t have to imagine this; it’s happened to me IRL.

Drugs? OP thought it was hamburgers and French fries and not just two hotdogs.

Its a shitpost community. Its for shitposts. This is not a shitpost.

“why can’t you be normal and engage in deep discussions with me instead of talking about movies and such?”

I can engage in deep discussions… About movies, and video games and music I like. Why can’t you, mom? 🤷‍♂️

To me, “making my bed” is only done when the bedding needs to be removed from the bed to be washed and then put back on the bed again.

Does anyone really give a shit seeing a bed with the covers just left where they were after waking up and getting out of bed?

Like if you were gonna sleep with someone, would you be turned off if when you got to their bedroom, the blanket was crumpled off to one side?

Idk what that actually feels like, but reading this made me think of that pain in your chest when you drink cold water too fast after being out in the heat all day. But in the abdomen 😩

Hmmm… 🤔