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minus-squareZerush@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·edit-218 hours agoWould be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·18 hours agoLooks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
minus-squareDutczar@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·18 hours agoHey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·16 hours agoWe’re not talking dogs here. We’re taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too. No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoBall headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoYou would still not want one as a pet.
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·18 hours agoThen we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours agoWhy not just get a pet turkey?
minus-squareZerush@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·14 hours agoThey are ugly and stupid
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·12 hours agoAnd delicious.
Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
We’re not talking dogs here.
We’re taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too.
No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.
Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
Also Goose can do it
You would still not want one as a pet.
Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
Why not just get a pet turkey?
They are ugly and stupid
And delicious.