Man hes so relatable. I tripped on the side walk this morning too
you should consider running for Mayor
Um…if you’re prone to tripping over running anywhere might be a bad idea
i’m here today to announce that i’m jogging for mayor
Once I tripped and fell. I think I’ll run for governor.
“Muslim… Tripping… Ritual, nailed it” - NYT eds
That sounds like an article that starts with a heading “What is flossing?” and ends with “We don’t know because it’s private”
It took me a moment to assess if this was a real headline or a clever fake.
The New Genocide Times has escalated their absurdity so much over the past two years.
Probably came from this clever headline generator http://mamdanitimes.com/
Are they unmoved because they’re too fat?
That’s hilarious. I can’t stop clicking on it.
I think the real question is, HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING! HOW!
Thats it. All this woke shit is ruining the country. Put him on the cross for this one
